Polygraph Presser BYU Basketball on ESPN 97.7 SATIRE

Here's this week's polygraph press conference with Fake Kevin Young after the Cougars loss to UCF last night.

SATIRE!

Fake KY: "Alright the truth, yes I get it I get it, um look I'm proud of our guys (BUZZ) um, oh ok alright um, let's see I thought we fought (BUZZ), nope nope, okay...

Look I almost smuggled my family back to Phoenix in the dark last night, um this is not what I signed up for. I'd kill to go back to being the assistant to the traveling secretary for Monty Williams or whoever but you know, these A.A.U. players don't really know how to play basketball in college. It works in the NBA because no one cares and you're all gonna be at the club after the game with your glocks and you know the gambling money you won from betting against your rebounds prop bet, but in college, these kids are dumb enough to still try hard on defense and that's what we saw against UCF.

A.J., you know same thing I said to Ygor, go to the NBA now! Like if you could just stop playing now and go play for the hornets now, heck I'll come with you!! Let's go right now, seriously, I'll text some of my contacts I could have us on a flight to Charlotte on a red eye, you know Kennard could come too but he can't bring his bud on the plane I don't think make him drop his sticky icky before boarding, no, yeah no he can still blaze up but just make sure he doesn't try to take it through security, but anyway. This sucks. I'm going back to the NBA heck I'd go to Europe or the Shanghai sharks I don't care. Anyway...talk to you next week!"