Go Sick…The Animal You Can Kill All Seasons in Utah

It would be okay to be certain animals. 

Being a dolphin would be great. You're down in the Caribbean, you can handle a shark if needed. You're swimming with rich tourists etc.

Being a bat would be alright too. You get to sleep most of the day away, no job, you fly around do whatever you want, solve crimes.

But then there are animals nobody would want to be.

Like a raccoon. You're having to eat Cafe Rio discards in somebody's trash. Being a mouse would be pretty bad.

But one of the worst would be a jackrabbit.

Everybody is constantly driving around in their trucks hanging out a window trying to bust a cap on jackrabbits.

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But be careful because it can be hard to distinguish between a jackrabbit and a hare.

Per wildlife.utah.gov, here's how you can tell the difference: (LINK TO FULL ARTICLE)

"[A difference between hares and rabbits] is that hares are precocial and rabbits are altricial. Precocial means the offspring of hares, at birth, are open-eyed and furred and thus are capable of a high degree of independent activity from birth.

Rabbits, on the other hand, produce closed-eye and naked or altricial young. Altricial means that offspring are helpless at birth and require parental care for sometime afterward.

In Utah, the pygmy rabbit, mountain cottontail, desert cottontail and snowshoe hare are protected. All but the pygmy rabbit can be hunted during specific seasons. The white and black-tailed jackrabbits are not protected and can be hunted any time with any weapon."

So go nuts on jackrabbits. There's a billion of them.

Just make sure they're actually jackrabbits and not something important.