List of People Who Aren’t From Utah

1. Fran

Fran's from New Jersey originally but now lives in Tucson.

She's only been through Utah on layovers at the SLC airport. Actually, she may have driven through once on her way to Yellowstone? Or I'm not sure if she actually went that way, I'm not sure what way she went to Yellowstone.

2. Terry

Terry's from St. Charles, Missouri.

He's a big Cardinals fan and if you mention that you like the Cubs he does this thing where he puts his hands out and slowly backs away from you in a comic way.

It's funny though because if you talk about Vince Coleman or somebody from let's say pre-1990, who played for the Cardinals, he doesn't really have a lot to say. And you'd figure that era would be right in his wheel house.

Terry's been to Utah a handful of times on business back when he was doing window shutters.

3. Alexandra

Alexandra isn't from Utah either.

She was a military brat so she was all over. Starting in Tennessee and then literally too many stops to name, but none were Utah.

She's one of these people who talks to waiters and asks a ton of questions before ordering and is super particular. And then when the food actually comes there's always a little issue.

Alex went skiing in Utah in the mid-90's with a friend's family that usually went to Colorado but there was some voucher or something and the ended up at Snow Bird.

Let me know if you have any others to add to the list!

(This article was intended to be humorous)