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Big Tad NFL Recap - Monday, January 5, 2026

Bucs 16 Pant hers 14. Baker Mayfield, white guy grit, what can I say. Bryce Young, good season midget we'll see you at Kroger's. What's that? What?? They made the playoffs? The panthers are in the playoffs? Anyway...

She hawks 13 forty nine, hers 3. Brock Purdy, the arm talent store called, they said they've never seen you. Christian McCaffrey, good game pretty boy, but why are you playing in your Lowe's vest. Skip the playoffs, i'm sure you're pretty banged up. Take a couple years off. Anyway..

Pats 38 Ray Finkles 10. Quinn Ewers, it's okay at least we all know now that you're better than Arch Manning. Ollie Gordon the third, your father and great grand father called they want you to go by Steve. Drake Maye nice season we all know you're deflating the balls. Anyway.

Falcons 19 Saints 17. Who cares. Tyler Shook, go work at Bubba Gump's. Kellen Moore, you've been excommunicated. Kirk Cousins good win, now it's time to buy a Traeger and get really into smoking. Anyway.

Old Ravens 20 Bungles 18. Joe Burrow, it's okay at least the sticky bandits aren't trying to kill you anymore. Jamar Chase, good season, go play for the Saudis. Shedeur Sanders, you suck. Coach Stefanski, enjoy Poland, you had a good run. Anyway...

Vye Queens 16 Cheese Packers 3. J.J. McCarthy, good game, nine. You idiot. Anyway...

Jee Men 34 Cow Girls 17. Dack Prescott, Jerry called, he wants to give you a fifteen year extension, it's a billion dollars a year. Call you agent. Jaxson Dart, where is the ceremony this summer for you and Skatteboo? Anyway...

Jags 41 Old Oilers 7. Cam Ward, your boat leaves at four a.m. it's a one way. Trevor Lawrence way to go moon face. Anyway...

New Oilers 38 Colts 30. Riley Leonard, go play a service academy. C.J. stroud get a haircut. Shane Steichen we sent you an email. There's a boat for you, anyway the details are in the email, but you'll have to get on a bus from Indy to get to a port, anyway it's all there but you'll be in Cuba by Sun up.

Wide Rights 35 Jets 8. Brady Cook, who are you? Aaron Glenn, you had a good run. It's not your fault. Seriously, here, walk this way, a couple more steps, yeah no, it's not your--you can't be blamed, ok one more step right on this X on the floor, okay okay Now! Now!!!

Lions 19 Bears 16. Caleb Williams, you idiot just do what Ben says, stop freelancing. Enjoy losing to the packers in round one, maybe you can write a poem about it on your fingernails. Dan Campbell, applebee's called, they said don't bother coming in anymore. Jared Goff, Sean McVay was right. Anyway...

This one's for John's 19 San Diego 3. Jim Harbaugh, go join the Navy. Bo Nix, good win those hand offs look difficult. Anyway...

Raiders 14 Swifties and the Refs 12. Andy Reid, it's time to fulfill the prophecy and coach BYU. Kareem Hunt are you wearing skechers? Anyway...

Rams 37 Cardinals 20. Jacoby Brissett, the Canadiens called, they have a duplex for you in Ontario. Matthew Stafford, good season. Anyway...

Redacted skins 24 Iggles 17. Bring back Dan Snyder. Anyway...

Steelers 26 New Browns 24. Mister Rodgers big win idiot. Tyler Loop, there's some guys that want you to meet them at the harbor, no you don't need to bring anything. Anyway...

Talk to you next week sports face.