Yow…this was Utah’s Fertility Rate in 2025

Utah's has had a significant drop in fertility rate from 2.63 in 2007 to 1.79 in 2025 (per the CDC birth gauge tools).

Every state has dropped over the last couple of decades according to gardner.utah.edu.

• "Declines in every state – The fertility rate declined in all states and divisions over the past decade. • Western region experiences largest declines – The Intermountain West and Pacific divisions’ fertility rates declined the fastest out of all divisions.
• Utah drops from first to fourth – Utah’s fertility rate declined from 2010 to 2020 from highest to fourth highest nationally but remained the highest in the Intermountain West. South Dakota, Nebraska, and North Dakota have higher fertility rates than Utah." (LINK TO FULL ARTICLE)

Wow this is great.

No, no let's just stop with the whole "existing" thing.

There's more important things to do like know who Bad Bunny is (pre-Super Bowl).

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Yeah, it's great lets all just head to the Grand Canyon and call it a career.

What happened to Catholics, Mormons, the Duggar's?

They used to get married in baby Bjorn's.

Buy a Pacifica on their honeymoon.

But no, they're too busy now. They want to be modern and chic.

They wanna go to Cracker Barrel without having to bring a lasso.

They want to go to San Clemente without having to get the in-laws involved.

They want to take a weed gummy and watch Beast Games without worrying about finding a sippy cup.

No, no I get it.

It was nice being apart of the human race, but it's become too much.