Why Mosquitoes Might Make You Rethink Your Wardrobe Choices

Mosquitoes were invented in the book of Genesis to really make Adam regret his life decisions.

There's no worse animal than a mosquito.

At least snakes kill you in one bite.

Mosquitoes eat like my wife, baby bites throughout a 90 minute dinner at Roadhouse, and every time I think she's done with her sirloin and I'm about to hop on it, she takes another bite!

That's the mosquito M.O.: Surprise! You thought I was done, but I'm still chewing on your plus size heiny!

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Four Colors that Attract Mosquitoes

The University of Washington recently performed a study that determined that mosquitoes are most attracted to these colors:

Red

Home boy is toast.

Look at that high grass.

And his glasses too! He's got biiiiiiig problems.

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Orange

Another tough guy here with the shades.

It almost makes you want to see him swarmed by mosquitoes.

Let's just say those skinny jeans are a little too tight to the skin and the beaks of the mosquitoes are gonna have a field day. They come for the orange shirt, but they get a VRBO in the pants.

Black

Wow another tough guy. It's like a parade of the most bite-able faces for mosquitoes.

This guy looks cool now but his foolishness of wearing a black shirt will soon have him running back to Pacsun to exchange it for a white shirt or store credit.

Cyan

Not exactly sure what cyan is, but this lady is going to be eaten alive.

Be careful out there everybody! Wear green or something!