As far as I'm concerned shampoo could just do everything. 

When I was in college I used shampoo for laundry detergent.

It did fine. Very fragrant.

I never tried it for dish soap but I'm sure it'd be great.

It's all the same chemicals, red 40 and xantham gum in all these products anyway.

But according to The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, somebody made a boo-boo.

Laundry Detergent Recalled

Woolite, which is a detergent issued a recall for its 50 oz. bottles:

"The recalled products can contain Pseudomonas species bacteria, including Pseudomonas oleovorans, an environmental organism found widely in soil and water. People with weakened immune systems or external medical devices who are exposed to the bacteria face a risk of serious infection that may require medical treatment. The bacteria can enter the body through the eyes or through a break in the skin. People with healthy immune systems are usually not affected by the bacteria."

Jeez how the heck to do they discover this stuff?

I feel like everything we use probably has a dusting of Pseudomonas in it somewhere but who knows.

Is doing laundry important?

According to some, doing laundry is overrated anyway.

Just throw it into the water without the soap au naturale. That's how they did it in the old west. Let's all stop going broke on Tide pods and start saving up for when the robots start trying to kill us. We're gonna need locks and lots of them.

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Do you buy Woolite? I guess it's primarily sold on Amazon.