Big Tad NFL Recap - January 26, 2026

Alright Sport face let's get to it.
Pats 10 Broncos 7. Good game Stidham, you threw one good pass, then got hypothermia and died. Go play in Canada. Drake Maye, you did nothing, pray you make the 53 man for the Super Bowl. Sean Payton, little cold for ya? Did your brain stop working on that fourth and one? You're a real offensive genius, 9 yards all game ain't bad. Mike Vrabel, way to go. Belichick's girlfriend DM'd you. Robert Kraft, no massages until after the super bowl please. Anyway...
She hawks 31 Rams 27. Sean McVay, here's a book on how time works. Um you idiot. And why didn't you go for two to cut the lead to three? You understand there's no four point play in football, you're not Reggie Miller. Matthew Stafford, might be time to start a podcast. Who's the guy who dropped the punt? Who? Who?!? oh, yeah. Have him meet out on the dock at 4 a.m. Puka Nacua, you did all you could. Colby Parkinson, try catching the ball you idiot what's wrong with you? Do you wanna go back to the UFL? Jaxon Smith-Njigba, no wonder you beat the Utes. Wow. Cooper Kupp, feel free to emote, try to show that you're a human boy. Anyway...
Talk to you next week sport fat.

Big Tad NFL Divisional Round Recap on ESPN 97.7

Alright Sport face let's get to it.
Broncos 33 Wide Rights 30. Josh Allen, try holding on to the ball. It's the playoffs. You couldn't beat Boise State why did we think you'd win this game. It's okay, go shoot some more commercials. Sean McDermott, you're fired. Go back to Dublin and find a stool to sit on. Dalton Kincaid, nice game. Utah stand up. Bo Nix, nice throw sparky. You can't play on a tweaked ankle? Anyway...
She Hawks 41 Forty nine hers 6. Brock Purdy do you still have a copy of that contract that you signed? Ok give it here, okay do you have any other copies of it?? You don't? Okay not on your computer or anything? Okay good. Um Christian McCaffrey, 1 yard per carry isn't bad. Jake Tonges, try catching the ball. Kyle Shanahan, your dad called, he thinks your scheme might work better in Canada. Sam Darnold, nice win, did you play? Anyway...

Pats 28 New Oilers 16. C.J. Stroud, let's just say you're lucky you no longer play in the big ten because Cignetti would have ended your career. Try throwing the ball with your hands not in your pockets. Woody Marks, you run like Damien Woody. Dalton Schultz, the idea is to get open. Kayshon Boutte, great catch. Anyway...

Rams 20 Bears 17. D.J. Moore, it's okay, did you get the itinerary? Yeah, okay good. So it's a red eye flight, you'll land in Istanbul tomorrow--what?? No, it's just you. Yeah, it's for your own protect--no, no. You're new name is: Mustafa Mert Kaya, you're a dock worker--no you can't have any contact and we must leave tonight. Okay...anyway

Talk to you next week sport fat.

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