The Suckiest 16 in St. George, UT – Bracket

The NCAA Tournament is down to the Sweet 16 which means it's time for our inaugural "St. George Sucky-16 Tournament"

These teams have been randomly seeded. We will be taking your votes on The Andy Thompson Show throughout the next two weeks until we get this year's champion.

Go with your gut. And *Remember* you're choosing the worst of the two options in each matchup. Good luck.

#1 seed - "90% of restaurants closing at 10pm"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

There's nothing worse than getting out of a high school football game at 9:55pm and realizing your only options for eating are IN-N-OUT on the other side of town and McDonalds. This isn't Colorado City. Let's keep the lights on until 11pm at least.

-VERSUS-

#16 seed "Californians"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

This was of the last teams to make the tournament this year. God bless em.

#8 seed - "High School Parents Who Think Their Kid is the Next Mike Singletary"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

There's no better place to play high school sports in the country. But memo to parents: let your kids enjoy high school sports! The purpose isn't just to get your kid (who runs a 4.95 by the way) a D1 offer.

-VERSUS-

#9 seed - "Lack of Diversity for Gas Stations"

Rustyn Burnside's analysis:

There's nothing but Maveriks...

#5 seed "How People in Lifted Trucks Park"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

We get it, tough guy. You're better than all of us and can park in two spots.

-VERSUS-

#12 seed "Not Having a Raisin' Kanes"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

What is taking so long??

#4 seed "The Cop on Red Cliffs Parkway"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

This guy's just waiting at the bottom of the hill to light you up. We love the boys in blue, but this is a weasel move.

-VERSUS-

#13 seed "Going to Black Bear at 10am on a Saturday"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

I'd kill for a Grizz in under 37 minutes on a Saturday morning. Not gonna happen. Take it to Cracker Barrel folks.

#6 "Attendance at Utah Tech Football Games"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

It was better this year, but still not good enough. These guys are trying to go FBS for heaven's sake.

-VERSUS-

#11 Going to Costco

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

Hell on earth.

#3 "Visitors"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

This is gonna be a tough team. Everybody hates traffic, out-of-towners, etc...this could be a Cinderella run for the ages.

-VERSUS-

#14 seed "We're Gonna Run Out of Water and Die"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

This is a strong team. Nothing gets the blood pumping in the locker room like the potential of mass extinction.

#7 seed "The Go Karts at Fiesta Fun are Way Too Slow"

Rustyn Burnside's thoughts: 

What am I six year's old?

-VERSUS-

#10 seed "Golf Snobs"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

Look Sergio, this isn't Q-school. Just let me hit the ball without you giving me a lecture about "tempo."

#2 seed "Trying to Turn Left on Bluff"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

What is this Manhattan? Jacob Hamblin is rolling in his grave.

-VERSUS-

#15 seed "Cost of Housing"

Bracketologist's thoughts: 

Yeah, we've heard it a thousand times but this team deserved to make the big dance this year.