Utah, Your Mother Goggles are Showing
In the nineties it was ok to say "you play ball like a girl!"
When my brother was in 8th grade he played on a Pony League baseball team..
and there was one girl on the team.
The two of them would rotate in and out playing right field. You can imagine the amount of mockery he had to deal with.
"You're getting benched for a girl!"
Everybody would laugh except my mom who was wearing her "Mother Goggles"
She'd say: he's the fastest on the team, he's a great fielder, nothing gets by him! And you're the best one they got. Her Mother Goggles were showing.
Nobody has bigger Mother Goggles than the state of Utah's sports fans.
Think of Utah Jazz fans.
He'll develop he just needs more time. Have you seen his YouTube videos??
We can't trade Derrick Favors!
Ronnie Brewer needs more minutes!
Severe Mother Goggles!
Today we're doing it with the state's college basketball programs.
Mark Madsen wants to leave Orem?! But they play in the WAC!
Madsen is going to make 10 times his salary by going to Cal, yet for Utahns it's an insane move because Utah Valley is a great spot. Our Mother Goggles are showing.
Ryan Odom might be leaving Utah State for USF or VCU. How could he leave Logan? The charm, the romance of the spectrum, the history!
He's going to make a million dollars more a year in the sunshine of South Florida or at a proven mid-major like VCU...our Mother Goggles are showing.