Somebody Needs to be Punished, Utah State…

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There's nothing more powerful than public shaming...

In 1989, Dermott, Arkansas made a curfew law...

It said the kid who broke curfew would go to jail for 30 days, and his parents would be put into the stocks for 48 hours.

(This was 1989!)

How satisfying would that be? You have to endure a bunch of idiot teenagers toilet papering your house out until 2am? We're gonna put the parents in the stocks the next morning in your cul de sac!

Remember Nate Silver the election whiz kid from FiveThirtyEight-dot-com after the 2016 election? He was just a pool of sweat and shame and excuses. He was publicly shamed!

"Here's why my numbers sucked..." -Silver

The Monday after the NCAA tournament I want people publicly spanked.

The BIG 10 was the 2nd best conference in the country according to the egg heads that put together the sacred NET rankings!

They got eight teams in the tournament because of it...one remains.

Somebody needs to be put in the stocks at the Final Four in Houston. Who's going to apologize?

The Mountain West! Oh boy, the Mountain West...

The nation's best group of five conference. Four teams made the tournament and surprise! Only one made it to round two.

Utah State was the 18th team in the country in the NET rankings.

I want to see the sweat pouring down the face of the group of know it all analytic eggheads who put the algorithm together. You condescend to us all year long about who's good, and why we don't know anything. I want public shame. Come out from your hiding places. And take your paddlin'!