Laughing At The Absurdities Of A Day At a Utah Beach

Beaches are great if you like sand and wind.

You sit there with your Twizzlers like an idiot waiting for a whale to do one of those flips but obviously that's never going to happen.

What do you do? Go out into the water on one of those body boards to try and impress your in-laws?

Or put that little dab of sunblock on your nose? Can you imagine if your ancestors saw you doing that? All they did was toil their whole lives and now your plus-sized ass is sitting out at Bear Lake complaining about the wind.

But there are those that legitimately like the beach. They take some sort of Zoloft or generic Prozac.

And for those people, here's the best beach in the Beehive State according to TripAdvisor.

This is the BEST BEACH in Utah

Lone Rock Beach in Lake Powell.

Wow that's some beach!

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Here's a couple reviews:

Miranda A (LINK TO TRIPADVISOR):

"A very nice place and nice experience. We arrived and it was very windy and it was very hot, so a kind of hot fohn with shifting sand. We were high up on the paved stretch, right in front of Lone Rock. Just figure out how to put the camper so we had less trouble with the wind. "

Bernard H (LINK TO TRIPADVISOR):

"Super beach where Americans love to come and camp with 4x4s, caravans, BBQs, canoes, motorbikes for the kids, jet-skis, .....American style!
Fresh water, soft sand, ....the best after a trail under the blazing sun!"

Alright fine I'll go.