Utah, Why is the WNBA trying to Kill Santa?

Shower Thought - June 18, 2025

Audio Transcript

There's been three or four Grinch movies.

There's the original with the Tony the Tiger voice guy singing the song, there's the one with Jim Carrey which scared every kid in America in 2004, then there's the latest one that came out that looked like a Pixar movie that was about a bunch of kids trying to kidnap Santa!

They're gonna tie him up and all this stuff and the Grinch also wanted a piece of Santa.

And then you had that Rock movie that came out last year about Santa getting beaten up and kidnapped.

And to me it's like hey, Hollywood, how many movies can there be about Santa getting whacked? Who wants to wack Santa. What's the motive? He just throws gifts at everybody! It doesn't make sense.

And this is the same dynamic that exists in the WNBA right now.

Utah, Why is the WNBA trying to Kill Santa?

Caitlin Clark is Santa Claus.

She shows up every night with a bag full of presents slung over her shoulder that she hands to every player before every game. Her own teammates the opponents players they all get gifts. She's like here, here's 2 million viewers, here here's a new TV contract for you, here's a new commercial deal for you, what we got here, here's a card contract, ok here's higher salaries for everybody, ho ho ho.

And all of the players are like...we gotta kill this wench.

It happened last night she got punched in the face, knocked over. They wanna kill her.

Don't do it or Christmas will end for your league!