There are those who say things like: "I'll do the chicken salad."

Why are you doing that?

Because I don't want to get heartburn and die tonight.

But they have burgers!

I don't want another burger.

[shaking violently]

end scene.

I could eat a burger every day for the rest of my life. IN-N-OUT, Five Guys, Wendy's, Morty's, Wayback, McDonald's, heck Arby's has a burger...

I've never gone to a place that served burgers and got something else.

We'll see if that changes with the news that one of my favorite burger places, which has several locations in Utah, is adding a bunch of items to their menu.

Red Robin, baby!

Let's take a gander.

According to AllRecipes.com: (Link to full article)

"Starting March 24, guests can snag three new spicy entreés at Red Robin. Hot Honey Crispy Chicken Sandwiches, Hot Honey Wings, and Hot Honey Pepperoni Pizza will land on menus nationwide. All three options feature Mike’s Hot Honey, a popular multi-use condiment made with pure honey and real chili peppers."

Wow this looks pretty good.

Not sure what the heck Mike's Hot Honey is but I can dig the concept. Love the sweet and spicy!

I'm a little tentative to get chicken at Red Robin because of what we discussed before about burgers, but I likey the honey, what can I say?

But here's the problem: when it's crunch time and I'm sitting there with the menu and the waitress is staring daggers I'm gonna choke and get the Whiskey River Burger.

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