
Big Tad’s NFL Recap (Week 6)
Alright let's get to it...
Colts 20 Titans 17...Will Levis this is getting awkward. If you entered the transfer portal you wouldn't get signed by Utah Tech. Kentucky's better without you. What did Mel Kiper see in you besides your hands were big? The Titans should sue him. Joe Flacco is the second coming of Peyton Manning except without all of the BS before the snap. Deandre Hopkins, get a haircut, maybe it'll help you get a little separation...
Birds 20 Browns 16...The last time Deshaun Watson converted a third down Mmm Bop was a top the billboard charts. Jerry Judy, you should change your name to Judy Judy, because you play like a 60 year old woman. Pierre Strong Junior, it's not two hand touch you can keep running. Amari Cooper, what happened to you. Sayquon Barkley, good game, what'd you have 2 yards a carry. They should have Hurts sneak it every time he'd have a better average. You stink. Nick Sirrianni, you'll be back coaching division three ball by December.
Old Browns 30 Redacted Skins 23...Lamar Jackson, here's the MVP trophy, you're so good. Wow. I'm sure you'll be successful in the playoffs. Jayden Daniels, bust. Austin Ekeler, they would have been better off handing the ball to John Riggin's corpse than to you. What's that? Riggins is alive?? Let's re-cut that one...on me in three two...Austin Ekeler, they would have been better off handing the ball to a generic white dead guy than to you. Derek Henry, yum yum yum yum. Zay Flowers is quick, I'll tell you what, he's got some wheels don't kid yourself. Justice Hill, Fat...
Chargers 23 Broncos 16...hey Sean Payton you should do another bounty gate except this time pay your players to hurt themselves. Bo Nix, you look like Bart Simpson, but throw like Lisa. Devaughn Vaylay, utes stand up. 78 yards. That's more than he ever had for Utah. Ladd McConkey, white guy grit. JK Dobbins yum yum yum. Jim Harbaugh hoping everything's okay with you. What happened? Anyway...
Steel Curtain 32 Al Davis trying to murder his own son from the grave 13...Aidan O'Connell, jeez, Mark Davis you should try and get that Slewka kid. You've got a hundred grand. Alexander Mattison, you run like Rich Eisen. Justin Fields you're like Big Ben Rothlisberger, if he had both arms amputated. Brock Bowers, pretty good, throw to him every time. Antonio Pierce, I thought you were gonna bring that Raider's swag back. You should go start a podcast...
Lions 47 Cow Girls 9...Hey Jerry, maybe you're not paying Dak enough. You idiot. The only time you could win was when you're whole team was high on cocaine every game. What are they on now? Sierra mist? You should hold on to McCarthy a little longer, give him the Jason Garrett scholarship. Zeke Elliott, more midriff than yards. CD Lamb, you need to change your number from eighty eight to eighty sixed. You're harder to get open than Andy's wallet for a talent fee. Dallas fans go to hell and stay there. Micah Parsons, here's a cup of warm milk, go do a podcast...
Falcons 38 Panthers 20...Clark Phillips the third, Utes stand up. Andy Dalton it was cute for a second, but it's time to go back to ginger island. Tyler Allgeier, BYU stand up. He's better than Bijan. Kirk Cousins, keep it going buddy...
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