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Forty Niners 36 She Hawks 24. Thursday night in Seattle can you think of anything more annoying than a bunch of Seahawks fans pretending to be seahawks fans. All of you posers were wearing turtle necks and drinking matcha tea until about two thousand and twelve when you all bought new neon green jackets. Geno smith is color blind. Kenneth walker needs a walker, he's horrible. Zack Charbonnay why don't you go back to college for a while. Tyler Lockett two thousand fifteen called, you're wanted back. Brock Purdy, good job now put some gel in your hair. You look like Ralphie's brother from a christmas story. Buy some hair product. George Kittle, jeez, when did tight ends become the most annoying position in the league. They used to keep their mouths shut...
Oilers 41 Patriots 21...Drake Maye welcome to hell. This will be the last starting job of your career. You'd have been better off being drafted by Vietnam. New England fans think they deserve a new tom brady in a shiny new box, and instead they got you. Have you played football before? Boston's a pee pee soaked heck hole. Joe Mixon thanks for not punching any women during the game. Stefon Diggs, glad to see you're happy for five minutes I'm sure it will last. Will Anderson Junior, yum yum yum yum. Robert Kraft, you had a good run pervert, now sell the team to the Saudis...
Bears 35 Worst Team in Football 16...Caleb Williams good job you little brat. You actually threw the ball down the field against a team who couldn't win the St. George twenty fifth ward turkey bowl. Dee Ernest Johnson, we're gonna take the apostrophe out of your first name until you start playing better. You're new name is just Ernest Johnson. Go be an HR consultant slow poke. Trevor Lawrence Dabbowe Sweeney is more ashamed of you than he is Deshaun Watson, and Deshaun is going to prison. Devin Lloyd, 9 tackles, Utes stand up. Actually sit back down, you guys suck...
Cheese Heads 34 Cardinals 13...Kyler Murray, sorry it was raining we should have put some floaties on you. You stink. Maybe if you watched a little some game film you'd know that. Jordan Love, Aggies stand up. Romeo Dobbs way to not over celebrate after your touchdown. You get this weeks Larry Fitzgerald award. Arizona's Coach, whatever your name is, you suck. Maybe if you weren't fourteen years old your team would respect you. You'll be working at a Boost Mobile this time next year...

Colts 20 Titans 17...Will Levis this is getting awkward. If you entered the transfer portal you wouldn't get signed by Utah Tech. Kentucky's better without you. What did Mel Kiper see in you besides your hands were big? The Titans should sue him. Joe Flacco is the second coming of Peyton Manning except without all of the BS before the snap. Deandre Hopkins, get a haircut, maybe it'll help you get a little separation...

Bucks 51 Saints 27...Dennis Allen, turn in your visor, your fired. Spencer Rattler, the jury's in, you suck. Alvin Kamara, you should do an endorsement for a cement company. Rasheed Shaheed, weebcats stand down. You suck. Baker Mayfield, good job. You're like Brett Farve out there except without the feds after you. Don't send any pics to trainers. Sean Tucker good job, who are you? Chris Godwin, why didn't you run rowts like that for Tom? He'd still be playing instead of boring everyone to tears on Fox.

Birds 20 Browns 16...The last time Deshaun Watson converted a third down Mmm Bop was a top the billboard charts. Jerry Judy, you should change your name to Judy Judy, because you play like a 60 year old woman. Pierre Strong Junior, it's not two hand touch you can keep running. Amari Cooper, what happened to you. Sayquon Barkley, good game, what'd you have 2 yards a carry. They should have Hurts sneak it every time he'd have a better average. You stink. Nick Sirrianni, you'll be back coaching division three ball by December.

Old Browns 30 Redacted Skins 23...Lamar Jackson, here's the MVP trophy, you're so good. Wow. I'm sure you'll be successful in the playoffs. Jayden Daniels, bust. Austin Ekeler, they would have been better off handing the ball to John Riggin's corpse than to you. What's that? Riggins is alive?? Let's re-cut that one...on me in three two...Austin Ekeler, they would have been better off handing the ball to a generic white dead guy than to you. Derek Henry, yum yum yum yum. Zay Flowers is quick, I'll tell you what, he's got some wheels don't kid yourself. Justice Hill, Fat...

Chargers 23 Broncos 16...hey Sean Payton you should do another bounty gate except this time pay your players to hurt themselves. Bo Nix, you look like Bart Simpson, but throw like Lisa. Devaughn Vaylay, utes stand up. 78 yards. That's more than he ever had for Utah. Ladd McConkey, white guy grit. JK Dobbins yum yum yum. Jim Harbaugh hoping everything's okay with you. What happened? Anyway...

Steel Curtain 32 Al Davis trying to murder his own son from the grave 13...Aidan O'Connell, jeez, Mark Davis you should try and get that Slewka kid. You've got a hundred grand. Alexander Mattison, you run like Rich Eisen. Justin Fields you're like Big Ben Rothlisberger, if he had both arms amputated. Brock Bowers, pretty good, throw to him every time. Antonio Pierce, I thought you were gonna bring that Raider's swag back. You should go start a podcast...

Lions 47 Cow Girls 9...Hey Jerry, maybe you're not paying Dak enough. You idiot. The only time you could win was when you're whole team was high on cocaine every game. What are they on now? Sierra mist? You should hold on to McCarthy a little longer, give him the Jason Garrett scholarship. Zeke Elliott, more midriff than yards. CD Lamb, you need to change your number from eighty eight to eighty sixed. You're harder to get open than Andy's wallet for a talent fee. Dallas fans go to hell and stay there. Micah Parsons, here's a cup of warm milk, go do a podcast...

Falcons 38 Panthers 20...Clark Phillips the third, Utes stand up. Andy Dalton it was cute for a second, but it's time to go back to ginger island. Tyler Allgeier, BYU stand up. He's better than Bijan. Kirk Cousins, keep it going buddy...

 Bungles 17 Gee Men 7...Joe Burrow, sneaky athletic. Daniel Jones, sucks. Brian Dayboll, you'll have a job on NFL Countdown in about two more weeks. Wan Dale Robinson, you suck. Tyrone Tracy, you're supposed to run forward. Tee Higgins way to get out of your feelings and play football. Here's a cookie. Jamar Chase way to get out of your feelings and play hard...here's some baggy cargo shorts. Zach Moss six carries, thirteen yards. Utes stand up.
Monday Night football tonight on ESPN hot, ninety seven seven. A.A. Ron Rodgers versus the his own teammates. Should be a great game. We'll see you next week with a full report. Big Tad signing off!

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