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Pats 24 Falcons 23. Michael Penix, not good enough. Bijan Robinson try finding the end zone once a decade. Drake London, don't you wish you were still playing with Kedon Slovis? Drake Maye good win honkey. Mike Vrabel, try smiling. Next thing you know you're gonna be 70, coaching an ACC school, dating someone in drivers ed. Anyway...

Bears 47 Bungles 42. Zack Taylor, your fired. The two safeties on that play, who are they?! Okay, have them meet down by the ohio river at 5 a.m. No, they don't need life preservers. Joe Flacco, you can't take those yards with ya. Might be time to start a podcast. Caleb Williams, way to accidentally win. I'm sure your friends who do slam poetry are proud. Why don't you do everyone a favor, throw the ball in less than half an hour. Kyle Monangai, who are you? What?! How did you get a jersey, no you can keep it, good game. Are you from the stands? Anyway...

Vye Queens 27 Kneecaps 24. Jared Goff, try making some plays down the stretch, it's actually part of your job description. You suck. Go take some instagram pictures for your wife. J.J. McCarthy, stop bawling, you won a game by doing nothing. Just shut up and keeping giving Connor Stallions 10 percent. Aaron Jones senior, you're still here? Junior wants to borrow the car, so he can go to the courthouse and get some paperwork. Anyway...

Pant, hers, 16 Cheese Packers 13. Jordan Love, last week called, nope, you can't come back. Matt Lefleur, go on an ice fishing trip, jump in the hole. Bryce Young, way to go little buddy, yes you can watch Wreck it Ralph tonight after dinner. Anyway...

San Diego 27 Old Oilers 20. Cam Ward, you got a package in the mail, it's mel kiper's severed toupee. You should pick up a new position, no no, not that, I was thinking something not in football. Van Jefferson, you're being let go, turn in your hands by end of day. What do you mean you don't know where they are? Justin Herbert, exciting white. Anyway...

Forty Nine, hers, 34 Jee Men 24. Jaxson Dart, you had a good run, might be time to start dating your mom. Devin Singletary, if you had one tenth the heart of Skatteboo boo, you'd have been an all american. Wan'Dale Robinson, when you catch a pass you can run with the ball. Mac Jones, your make a wish is almost over. Christian McCaffrey great game seriously. Are you taking a "Me Week" next week or will you be here again? Anyway...

Blitzburg 27 Colts 20. Indiana Jones?? More like Raiders of the lost "Arm!", Indiana Jones?? More like the "Daniel of Doom", anyway hell. You suck. Um, Jonathan Taylor, the MVP committee called, they said your application got lost in their paper shredder. Um, eh eh ron, good win hash pipe. Anyway...

Bronk Hoes 18 New Oilers 15. Davis Mills, have you tried podcasting? C.J. Stroud, soft. Nick Chubb, no I wasn't saying your last name, that was an adjective. No, I just said your first name with an adjective. No it's okay, one yard per carry isn't bad. Anyway...

Jags 30 Al Davis is trying to murder his son from the grave, 29.  Geno Smith, not bad. Ashton Jenty, we bought you a bus pass back to Idaho, you just have to pay for any snacks you purchase on the ride. No it doesn't have wifi. Brock Bowers, do yourself a favor, quit the team, fake your own death, come back as a new player for next years draft: "Korb Srewob." Anyway...

Rams 34 Saints 10. If Noah could do another flood he'd keep Taysom and Shaheed, and that's it. Nope, Alvin you can't breed on the Ark. It's over. Kellen Moore, maybe try the statue of liberty play. Puka Nacua, soft. Anyway...

Bills 28 Swifties and the refs 21. Patrick mahomes, you had a good run. See if Taylor can hook you up with Lena Dunham. Andy Reid, it might be time to come coach at BYU, if they'll have you. Kareem Hunt, thanks for not punching any women during the game. Anyway...

She hawks 38 Redacted Skins 14. Jayden Daniels, it's okay. It'll be okay. Slight pinch. Dan Quinn, text your loved ones, yeah, nope we have it all arranged, nope the Uber X will be there at 5 a.m., no just bring yourself, wear something biodegradable. Okay, okay. Don't call again. Uh Anyway...

Cardinals 27 Cow Girls 17. Marty Junior, fire your special teams coach, or we're gonna have your dad come and do it. Dack Prescott, color blind. Kyler Murray, the las vegas A's are hiring. No not players. Bat boys. Anyway...

Talk to you next week sport fat.