Big Tad’s NFL Recap on ESPN 97.7

Alright let's get to it...

Pats 25 Saints 19. Spencer Rattler, good game idiot. Alvin Kamara it's time to donate your brain to science. Chris Olave, Purdue ain't walking through that door. Rasheed Shaheed, go run track. Kellen Moore, your career is over. Join Linked in, you can utilize most features for free, but you'll probably want the pro package features to get hired anywhere ever again. Drake Maye, good game keep your head down and shut up. Anyway...

Bronk Hoes 13 Jets 11. Justin Fields, stay in London, no it's okay, just stay we'll talk to your family. You got sacked nine times, it's okay, we've already paid for your burial plot it's right next to Yoko Ono's. Breece Hall, you run like King Charles' mistress. Garrett Wilson, purdue ain't walking through that door slow poke. Aaron Glenn, slight pinch. Bo nix good win you threw for 7 yards. Sean Payton, take it easy on the crumpits, they're making your life story on netflix again, but they're gonna need to find a fatter actor than the king of queens. Anyway...

Colts 31 Cardinals 27. Jacoby Brissett you're worse than the midget. Jeez. Daniel Jones, did you join Scientology? Jonathan Taylor, yum yum yum. Jonathan Gannon, do you have a Zillow account? There's some great townhomes in Idaho. Marvin Harrison Junior, your dad called, he was involved in another murder, he wants to switch places with you, meet at the car wash, you'll go to prison, he'll save the family name. Anyway...

San Diego 29 Ray Finkles 27. Mike McDaniel call your dealer, you better have him double the order. Tua, color blind. Hey Tua, no kind of player only meeting is gonna save your season, unless one of the players is a brain surgeon. De'Von Achan, good game, enter the transfer portal. Ladd McKonkey, exciting white. Anyway...

Blitzburg 23 Browns 9. Dillon Gabriel, have you thought of joining the priesthood? Nope, nope it's okay, the way you play you're gonna be celibate for a while anyway. Quinshon Judkins, Purdue ain't walking through that door. Davind NJoku, spend less time doing steroids and more time on the jugs machine. A.A. Ron, good game but who really killed Jack Ruby. D.K. Metcalf, thanks for showing up. Jaylen Warren, East High stand up. Anyway...

Pant hers 30 Cow Girls 27. Dak Prescott, it's not your fault it's somebody else's. George Pickens, this isn't the steeple chase idiot. Go back to doing what you do best, running out of bounds. Jake Ferguson, get over yourself, hand the ball to the official and go build your tick tock audience. Rico Dowdle, who are you? Bryce Young, good win, now go join the cast of i.Carly. Anyway...

She Hawks 20 Jags 12. Trevor Lawrence, feel free to throw the ball. What's wrong with you? You're like if the statue of liberty grew out here hair. Jackson Smith-Njigba, it was like Mickhai Bernard was covering you. Good game. Sam Darnold, big win geek. Cooper Kupp thanks for showing up, your knees and ankles are in the overhead compartment. Anyway...

Rams 17 Old Browns 3. Cooper Rush, we've made your appointment for Tuesday, don't eat 24 hours before the procedure. Derrick Henry thanks for showing up. Mark andrews, I hope you're happy. Anyway...

Raiders 20 Old Oilers 10. The Silver and Black is back. Mark Davis grow the bangs out. Geno Smith we're gonna start paying you again. Ashton Jenty, good game, just you know shut up, do what we say. Um Cam Ward, just stay in Vegas, it's okay you're going to be a background dancer for Blue man. It's okay, you've done enough, don't don't okay. Stop it. Tony Pollard, go start a charity for kids in your hometown, siphon off 60 percent, move to mexico. Anyway...

Packers 27 Bungles 18. Joe Flacco you've been traded to the Ravens. Jamar Chase join dancing with the stars. Chase Brown, stink. Jordan Love good game. Aggies stand up you know nothing to great but uh, anyway...

Bucks 30 forty nine, hers 19. Mac Jones, colorblind. You have one job and you can't do it. Christian McCaffrey, quick!! think of something you can say is hurt so you don't have to play anymore. Tez Johnson amazing catch, who are you. Anyway...

Swifties and the Refs 30 Lions 17. Dan Campbell, you had a nice run, go back to applebees, do they serve human flesh? Brian Branch, oh now you want to fight?? Huh, after the game ends. Kareem Hunt, do you pay rent at Old Country Buffet? Anyway...

Talk to you next week Sport Fat!