Big Tad NFL Recap – ESPN 97.7

Big Tad - October 20, 2025

Alright let's get too it.

Pats 31 Old Oilers 13. Let's fire Brian Callahan, again. Cam Ward, in order to throw the ball forward, the ball needs to be in your hand. It's okay we're going to send you to Manning camp. It obviously did wonders for Arch. Tennessee fans, don't worry, go home and blow into a jug. Van Jefferson, try getting off the ball. Drake Maye, good win, time to impregnate somebody. Anyway...

Rams 35 Jags 7. Liam Cohen did you miss the flight? Trevor Lawrence, stay in London, you can star as the woman in that shakespeare play, the one where she throws it high every time. Travis Hunter, you're a bigger disappointment to Deion than his prostate. You caught one touchdown, down 30 points. Maybe you should get baptized again, but try another religion this time. I heard the Mennonites are hiring. Anyway...

Bears 26 Saints 14. Spencer Rattler, slight pinch, it's okay, shh, shh, you're going to a better place. Kendre Miller, are you the coaches son? Taysom Hill, it's okay, you won the real game this weekend. Alvin Kamara, have you tried Total T.? Your wife will like it too if she hasn't already divorced you. Kellen Moore, don't worry about paying tithing, you should probably save up. Rasheed Shaheed, running fast without the ball doesn't count for yards. Caleb Williams, good game biotch. Ben Johnson, stop trying to be a tough guy, dweeb. Luther Burden the third, the other two called, they want to meet at the court house, they've got some paper work they wanna file. Anyway...

Browns 31 Ray Finkles 6. Tua it might be time to hang up your brain. Mike McDaniel, there's a boat that leaves for Havana tomorrow at 2 in the morning. Don't make any phone calls. Quinn Ewers, yes you're better than Arch Manning, but that doesn't mean you're not going to Calgary. Ollie Gordon the second, hey your dad called, he's waiting at the court house, you don't have to wear a tie, they just need your signature. Dillon Gabriel not sure if you could see it over your linemen, but you actually won the game. Here's your gameboy back. Anyway...

Swifties and the Refs 31 Raiders 0. Mark Davis, your father called, he says you're not answering. He just wants to talk. No not about his new grand child you had with that bimbo, remember, nope remember, he said to deny paternity, you didn't listen, no he wants to talk to you about something else. He wants you to go to that clinic who put down Sigfried after that tiger bit his neck. No, no Mark, it's not out patient. It's a slight pinch. Okay? Okay. Good. Anyway...

Iggles 28 Vye Queens 22. Carson Wentz, color blind. Kevin O'Connell, There's this thing called: "guarding receivers", it's a new strategy. J.J. McCarthy, good, take another week off. You still a little tired? Justin Jefferson, it's not your fault the ginge can't throw it that far. Anyway...

Pant, Hers 13 Jets 6. Woody Johnson, go sell some more Oxy to hillbillies in Appalachia, and buy another quarterback. Justin Fields, no it's not your fault you're really talented, yeah, no I agree with you, keep coming this way, yep yep, couple more steps, alright Now! Now!! Now!!! Okay, um Breece Hall, shave your butt and learn to walk backwards. Bryce Young good game little buddy! You get 30 minutes of extra screen time before bed. Anyway...

Bronk, Hoes 33 G. Men 32. Brian Dayball, meet by the Hudson. No need for a life jacket. Jaxson Dart, welcome to the NFL. Brian Dayball, shut up, nope nope, here, stop it, shhhh, get in the trunk, get him in the trunk, no grab him by the feet! Jeez, but um, Cam Skatteboo, most of your brain came out of your ear hole, do you want surgery? Do you want us to--no? Okay up to you. Anyway...

Colts 38 San Diego 24. Jim Harbaugh, it's tough when you don't know the plays before hand. Justin Herbert, that girl you're dating called, she's gonna try being a lesbian. Jonathan Taylor, yum yum yum. Daniel Jones, white guy grit. Anyway...

Cow Girls 44 Redacted Skins 22. Jayden Daniels, whaaaa. Dan Quinn, I guess it wasn't all Snyder's fault huh. Marcus Mariota, you shouldn't be holding the playbook while trying to pass. Dack, good win. Ceedee Lamb, good job. Boys are Back!! Jerry, head to the parlor. Did you print off the non disclosure agreements? Anyway...

Cheese Heads 27 Cardinals 23. Jordan Love, good win, Aggies stand up. Jacoby Brissett you're better than the little guy, go ahead and stay. Anyway...

Forty Nine, hers 20 Falk, cons, 10. Christian McCaffrey, thanks for showing up. Quick!! Think of an injury you can fake so you don't have to play for three weeks! Mac Jones, are you just a football uniform stuffed with newspaper? Michael Penix, slight pinch. Anyway...

Talk to you next week sport fat.