Big Tad’s NFL Week 4 Recap on ESPN 97.7

Alright let's get to it!

Pats 42 Pant Hers 13. Dave Canales you had a nice run pretty boy, it's time to go back to being a hand model. Bryce Young you stink, go ride American Pharaoh. Dave Canales the last time the patriots returned a punt Bill Belichick's girlfriend was in diapers. It was like 9 years ago. Tetterrowa McMillan, who woulda thought you'd be catching passes from a worse midget than Noah Fifita in the pros. Hunter Renfrow, it's time to go back to working at Lowe's. Maybe you can get your swing shift back honkey. Anyway...

Anti- Vaxxers 24 Vye Queens 21. When was this game? Ireland is a pee pee soaked heck hole. Long shanks should have finished them at Falkirk. Carson Wentz good game fire crotch. Just stay in Dublin. Justin Jefferson, do some more dancing. A.A. Ron, way to avoid the sack, you're moving well, still on ivermectin? Anyway...

Falcons 34 Redacted skins 27. Marcus Mariota, it's not your fault you're a failure, it's somebody else's. Dan Quinn, nice defense. What happened to you? Dee Bowe Samuel, we'd lie some of our money back. Luke McCaffrey, you run rowts like Christian's wife. Go back to Rice and get a degree on how to update your Linked in. Zack Ertz it might be time to date an overrated pop star and retire. You suck. Anyway...

Bills 31 Saints 19. Saints defense, you know he can't pass it once he's 9 yards past the line of scrimmage, you don't have to jump when he pumpfakes. Who's coaching you? Rex Ryan's homeless brother? Spencer Rattler, Netflix called, they want to do another documentary about you, it's called "How it's Made: A bench" Rasheed Shaheed, Jay Hill called, he wants you to stop wearing weeber gear. Dalton Kincaid good job getting one catch. Anyway...

Lions 34 Browns 10. Hey Browns, Arch sucks and Drew Allar throws like Mike McQueary. Who are you tanking for? Isaiah Bond, you suck. Jerry Judy, can you schedule some Shiatsu massages on craigslist so we can void your contract.  Joe Flacco, are you watching film or re-runs of Bonanza from your childhood. Anyway...

Jee Men 21 San Diego 18. Jackson Dart good win you threw for about seven yards. Justin Herbert, colorblind. Keenan Allen, go do sketch comedy. Ladd McConkey you're easier to guard than Angel Reese. Jim Harbaugh, uh oh, time to cheat again. Anyway...

Iggles 31 Tompa 25. Baker Mayfield go dress up like a fan again, but this time it's not a joke. Bucky Irving change your running style, instead of running east and west, run to the locker room and then run to the airport. Chris Godwin, I know you're still sad about Sandusky, but try getting open. Cade Otton, might be time to propose to a pop star and get on her heath insurance, you play tight end like Rob Gronkowski...ees mom. Anyway...

New Oilers 26 Old Oilers 0. You should have stopped playing at halftime to save your self for the draft. You suck. Don't worry Mel Kiper has a trust. Brian Callahan, you had a good run, turn your head and cough, ok now, this will only hurt for a second, okay, slight pinch? Ok shh, shh. C.J. Stroud, good game idiot, too bad the season's already over. Anyway...

St. Louis 27 Colts 20. Adonai Mitchell, it's okay, slight pinch, you're going to a better place. Daniel Jones, you did look like Indiana Jones out there, the one where he's ninety. Josh Downs, are you running rowts for exercise? Matthew Stafford, good win, go celebrate with your obnoxious wife. Anyway...

Jags 26 forty nine, hers 21. Good win trevor lawrence, imagine if Urban was still your coach you'd have two super bowls and a haircut. Christian McCaffrey can we start paying you by the yard? Brock Purdy, stop trying to make plays, just throw the shallow cross 20 times a game and take selfies at the Wharf. Kyle Shanahan, your dad called, he's changing his name. Anyway...

Swifties and the refs 37 Old Browns 20. Lamar it's not your fault Chris Collinsworth texted me. John Harbaugh your dad called why can't you be more like Jim? Derrick Henry good job no fumbles fatty. Rashod Bateman, you're being sent to Calgary. Patrick Mahomes, good win butt his face. Your wife called, she needs some attention. ANyway...

Bears 25 Raiders 24. Ashton Jenty thanks for showing up. Geno Smith, slight pinch. Pete Carroll, you're supposed to have a special teams coach. Chip Kelly, what's wrong, Tom didn't give you enough intel on the bears? Ben Johnson good win. Go yell at a woman to celebrate. Brock Bowers, try hims. Anyway...

Packers 40 Cow Girls 40. Brian Shottenheimer, it's called defense. It's somewhere in the manual. Right next to how to use your father to trick an old man into hiring you. Matt LaFleur, it's called defense. Pay Parsons a hundred more million maybe he'll make a tackle next time. Roger Goodell, good tie idiot, let's just cancel the season and give every team Dave and Busters certs. Anyway...

Talk to you next week sport fat.